New Shrek The Third Game - Play "VARSITY JOUST"

As the Shrek The Third Online Game site announces, "NEW GAME RELEASED! PLAY "VARSITY JOUST"!

Principal Pynchley calls him Arthur, but just about everyone else at Worcestershire High School calls him Artie. He's a scrawny little teenager and not too popular with the other kids. If he's not getting stuffed in his locker or having his milk money stolen, he's on the jousting field serving as the varsity team's practice dummy. Ouch.

Team captain Lancelot particularly enjoys targeting Artie during practice. "Everyone doth have a role to play," Lancelot said, "And his role is...loser. Ha ha!" Most of the girls at Worcestershire agree with this assessment. One of the cheerleaders said, "Artie? Ew! Just totally ew-eth!" Even the dorks in school find Artie lame, but we couldn't get a quote from one of them that wasn't too dorky to print.

Not surprisingly, Artie isn't so happy about his lot in life, and he's looking to make a move. This bright-eyed young lad thinks that if he can make the jousting team, his fortunes will change. With tryouts are coming up, this just might be Artie's one-way ticket out of loserville.

In the new 3D game "Varsity Joust", players will have to hit a series of targets with their lance in a limited amount of time. Complete all three rounds to win the game, and to help Artie make the team. Hey, you never know...he could even end up lettering in the sport one day. (Actually, that might be taking it too far.)

Now it's time to sharpen that lance, saddle up that horse, and play "Varsity Joust"!"

Play it here