Shrek the Third Downloads Are Available

As it was announced today:

DONKEY'S DEPOT "PREMIERE WEEK SALE" BEGINS TUESDAY!

To celebrate the opening of "Shrek the Third" on May 18th, Donkey's Depot is launching its "Premiere Week Sale" this Tuesday, May 15th. All prices are being slashed! Big huge savings! Some of the coolest and most exciting digital downloads can be yours for as low as 15 Donkey Dollars.

Yes, you read that right! No, we're not crazy! It's the biggest sale Donkey's Depot has ever had, and all items must go! When reached for comment, Donkey said, "Now that's what I'm talking about! " Donkey then broke out into song, of course, though we didn't have time to listen to the whole thing.

Struggling to rack up those Donkey Dollars? Looking for a way to increase your treasure of downloads? Feeling the squeeze of skyrocketing gas prices? Well, the Depot "Premiere Week Sale" is here just in time. Ev

erything from Iron-Ons to digital Shrek Bobbleheads (provided by Hillshire Farm®) will be available for bargain basement prices.

So mark your calendars. Tell your friends. Alert the media. (Wait, that's us. We're the media. Never mind. We clearly already know.) The big fire sale is coming! But remember, you need to be registered to earn Donkey Dollars so you can then purchase all of those awesome downloads. CLICK HERE TO REGISTER!

In related news, the Donkey Dollar continued to rise against the Olde Euro.

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